deadkidsclub

Your name is  Egbert.
Your son John, however, simply refers to you as “Dad.” It is a name you have grown extremely fond of over the years. A fact you are not at all shy of sharing. Why, even your coworkers have come to refer to you as “Dad!”
==>Dad: Examine calendar
Why? You do not need to check the calendar. You are perfectly aware of what day it is, thank you.
Today is the day of your son’s 17th birthday and you have quite the doozy of a day planned in store for him! The foremost activity being to take John out to see a special performance of Cirque du Soleil entitled “Lécher Ma Botte, Pourceau!”
You have no idea what the translation to that may be but it certainly sounds hysterical! There is sure to be a rip-roaring good time to be had later on tonight. You are already internally laughing thinking of all the witty jokes, stunts, and completely indecipherable songs you will undoubtedly enjoy in just a few short hours.

==>Dad: Check tickets
Yes, here they are.
It has been little more than five years since the restraining order was filed against you. Your son does not know that it has recently expired. You imagine he will be quite tickled to learn the two of you will once again be able to attend all the Cirque du Soleil shows rolling into town. John is sure to be absolutely thrilled. You can’t wait to inform him of the good news.
But hold on one second! That is only part of the surprise you have arranged for today. He is completely unaware you have taken the liberty of secretly inviting all of his closest companions to come celebrate with the two of you. If you are not mistaken their planes should be arriving any time now.
Oho ho ho! You cannot wait to see the look on your son’s face when they turn up in just a few short hours outside the “Grand Chapiteau”!
==>Dad: Check on cake

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